The weirdly chosen retweets of mine

I have no idea why you’d want to follow me on Twitter, but I find it equally perplexing which of my tweets get retweeted. Here are my most retweeted tweets:

I like flying Lufthansa. Feels like flying Helvetica. #

Funny. In Unix, prepending a period means you want to hide what follows. On Twitter, it means you want it seen. #

Even more perplexing are the tweets that get retweeted at all:

I just invented the Joen Asmussen magic eight ball. All it says is no. #