Fuck the South

Fuck the South

“All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn’t bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence?” [via]

5 thoughts on “Fuck the South”

  1. Jens says:

    Somebody had some bottled up anger to produce that site. Funny though, even America hates America.

    On a tangent, but on topic, I came across this quote:

    “If you have a concern about gay marriage, don’t marry a gay person”

    -Whoopi Goldberg in Time magazine.

  2. Joen says:

    Yeah it gave me a good larf.

    As for the Whoopi quote – I never heard that one, that’s great!

    Pretty much sums up my thougths on the whole issue of gay marriage, in one line 🙂

  3. Joseph the Egyptian says:

    Nasty but very funny; as a Connecticut Yankee attending university in the Spanish Southwest (U. of New Mexico) I find it amazing that all these rural Republicans (whose states exist, it’s true, mostly by siphoning tax dollars out of the “feelthy, stinking white people” of the Northeast) hereabouts have (since 9/11) suddenly become ardent, flag-waving yes-men. Because, in the 14 years I’d lived here in New Mexico, up until 9/11 one got really sick of hearing the locals whine about how it’s everybody else’s fault that farmers whom had homesteaded a barren wasteland hundreds of miles off the nearest trade route, with a “river” six inches deep and no rain, ever; somehow, they never got rich. Go figure. Must’ve been a sinister conspiracy of Yankees preventing those ranchers from making the big bucks. Can’t imagine why livestock don’t thrive on a steady diet of rocks and dust.

    Now they love Bush (though, oddly enough, you still can’t get them to join the army or lift a finger to help their fellow man in any way). But don’t worry, folks, the Republican Party is hard at work turning the U.S. into…Mexico.

    The difference being that the Vicente Fox, the President of Mexico, speaks far better English than does President Bush. Come to think of it, so do most immigrant citizens and exchange students.

    Like the man said, the southern Republican voters are preoccupied with “moral values” because any fool can see that the fuckers haven’t got any. Their states produce more murderers, wife-beaters and white-collar criminals of every stripe than the rest of the country put together.

    It’s what the Sioux Indian novelist, Sherman Alexie, calls “power by proxy”: the naive notion that if one adopts The Man’s politics, that some night he’ll invite you to dinner in the big house on the hill. Yeah, right. He’ll let you eat leftovers in the kitchen while he fucks your wife and kicks your dog, is more like it. Fools.

  4. Nimrod Gently says:

    You’ve got to bear in mind that “Fuck the South” is only about 50% serious. The most important point it makes – that it actually means – is why the fuck have the New EnglandNortheastern supposedly-Liberal bloc come to be seen as less American than J.R. Ewing and the Get Fundie Crew down South?

  5. No More Games says:

    And one day Joesph the Egyptian, after you realize your “precious” democrap party is even MORE guilty in this regard with their pathetic pandering to illegals, (and yes, Bush also!!) and just before the second civil war breaks out in the US, you’ll realize what a moron you are.

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